Why You Wouldn’t Want To Date Princess Leia
- If an evil empire captures her in order to gain intelligence on the location of a secret rebel base do you think you will actually be able to rescue her? Unless you can find a cocky smuggler, a Wookiee, an old Jedi knight, a Jedi in training and two droids to help you out: I don’t like your chances.
- With all of the buns and plaits that Leia likes to wear her hair in you’re going to end up spending a fortune on hairbands and bobby-pins.
- Leia was a slave when she wore that revealing outfit that every male Star Wars fan has sometime in his life looked at for a little too long. Therefore chances are she isn’t going to wear it, or anything like it, again. If she isn’t going to do that then I doubt she is going to dress up in anything else for you either. You can throw out those Sailor Moon, Hermione Granger and Misty costumes now.
- She made out with her brother.
